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a little bit passive, a little bit aggressive

We’ve long established my husband and I did not have a healthy relationship. Something my husband excelled in was passive-aggressive behaviors. My favorite example involves my sleep habits. I have...

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How I Became “The Number One Girlfriend”

The Boy and I hit a milestone this past week: Not only have we been together for five months now (he is always convinced it’s longer, which is either very good or very, very awful) – we took our first...

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I’m a Winner!

Wallace Refused to Tiptoe That’s not just a daily affirmation – I’m actually a winner. Today I was listening to some Electric Light Orchestra on my iPhone (the 5, brand new, and having a love affair...

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UPDATE –“Wallace Refused to Tiptoe” Prints Now Available!

As I announced yesterday, my photo titled Wallace Refused to Tiptoe was the grand prize winner in the Travel & Leisure Magazine photo contest. Wallace Refused to Tiptoe Now the reality is hitting....

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how my photo became an internet meme

Let me start by saying: I am an award-winning, published, full time, professional photographer. My work can be found on my website(s), can be purchased through Getty Images, has been in various...

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I feel like a kid. And in a bad way.

So. One of the things I’m good at, in a relationship, is taking an active interest in the hobbies of my other half. Maybe that sounds lame, but to me it’s a way to spend time together, maybe learn...

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musings on frenemies and how I might make myself some extra cash…

I have two very, very different things on my mind tonight, and yet they’re vaguely related. Not to beat a dead horse (or a running pug, as the case may be) – I’m still on a high from winning that...

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“that’s just a lame excuse for acting how I did…”

I open today’s “woe is me” post with a song. See, I was bowling today, listening to my iPod, and I was in a Rival Schools sort of mood. This song, off their recent album (ok, they’ve had 2 albums, ten...

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*sniff sniff* Do you smell change in the air? I do, too.

Something’s going on in this crazy universe, and maybe it’s just that it’s spring in my corner of the hemisphere, but I’m totally, hopelessly, caught up in change everywhere I turn. Remember playing...

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round one: me vs. stripper

Well, however you cut the numbers, Portland is home to more strip clubs per capita than Sin City. And the fact we’re in The Beaver State just makes it all the more giggle-worthy. Vegan strip clubs. 24...

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now it’s time for something totally absurd

You always know when things are going well for me personally, because the blog gets quiet. So, as a little absurd Friday afternoon post, I thought I’d share quickly something I love about facebook: the...

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meanwhile, in my nether regions…

As a woman in modern society, one of my concerns in daily life is hair removal. Now, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not particularly hirsute. I’m fair skinned, with light hair, and not much of it to...

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Demons, Indeed

Today I sat down and watched the video for the song Demons, by Imagine Dragons, for the first time. I love the song. Eight months ago, on our second date, The Boy showed up with a mix CD, and the song...

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For Your Three Day Weekend, I Present, PUG DRESSED AS A UNICORN.

I have nothing to say today, which means I am in a rather fine mood, or stewing over my next post. Either way. I leave you this three day weekend with a pug who wants to kill you in your sleep for the...

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Behind These Fab White Shades Lie Very Green Eyes

the green eyed monster looks AMAZING in pink So. Nasty, embarrassing admission time. I’m still not cured of all my jealousy. That’s right. I still get painful, eye twitching, embarrassing bouts of...

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Just a friendly reminder…and the ugly truth.

I have a very similar post on flickr, I wrote it years ago, with an accompanying photo of course, and it is crazy popular. I thought it was time for a quick update. I, like most humans, look in the...

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I just cracked myself up.

This past weekend The Boy and I went to Portland’s first ever cacophony event. And one of the organizers, mutual friend of ours, was sent a crowd photo, which he then posted on The Boy’s Facebook wall...

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(inappropriate?) fun on facebook

Last night a friend, a mother of two, posted a rather innocent photo and caption: Nancy: The girls having drinks. Only I, as usual, took it a step (or three) further. Below is the commentary posted on...

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Help Wallace the Famous Pug in the Tulips

Wallace Refused to Tiptoe That’s right – there’s finally a way for Wallace’s fans to help out! http://www.gofundme.com/3gdzug Next time you see this photo – please PLEASE share the link and share the...

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Wow…

So, been a while since I posted. I’ve been BUSY. I am going to try to come up with some posts in the next week to update everyone – on everything from the Adventures with a Manhole, to Adventures in...

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